So I found your bird... [Prussia]
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2015 11:48:59 GMT -5
Matthew couldn't help but laugh when he looked at the sight in front of him, though there was another part of him that was inwardly sighing. I leave him alone for three hours, he thought bemusedly, looking at Kumajiro's current position. That position being somewhat annoyed, covered in syrup, with his nose stuck in a jar. He looked up at Matthew planatively. "Who?" the bear said, looking like he desperately needed some kind of help. The amusing image was only made more amusing by the small yellow bird that had somehow gotten itself stuck on Kumajiro's head in some of the spilled syrup.
Matthew would grump about how he'd have to clean up this mess later. For now, he was a little too busy laughing. The expression on Kuma's face just about made the image complete. He just looked so unamused. After spending a moment trying to compose himself, Matthew managed to put on a somewhat stern expression, though the effect was somewhat ruined by the fact that he was still clearly trying not to laugh. "It's me," Matthew said, "and you got yourself into this one. It's not like you can blame the syrup."
"No," the bear said, looking very much like he wanted to argue with Matthew. Unfortunately, being a bear, Kumajiro was only really capable of a few words (though Matthew continued to have no idea why he picked up the words he did). It also didn't help much that Kuma had clearly been caught red-handed. The bird on Kuma's head chirped. Oh, yeah. Matthew had forgotten he was there. It didn't take long for Matthew to realize that it was, in fact, Gilbird, a fact that only made Matthew break down in laughter again. "Who," Kuma said plaintively.
"Give me a minute," said Matthew, and then he proceeded to pull out his phone and take a picture. Kumajiro looked indignant. Gilbird just chirped around some, probably still trying to extract himself from Kuma's sticky fur. Matthew looked at the picture on his phone and grinned. He quickly typed up a message to Gilbert, sending him the picture as he did.
> hey Gilbert > is Gilbird missing > because I just found him > [picture] > come over and get him before he causes more trouble > though it's probably mostly kuma's fault > I'll be here cleaning these two up probably
Still grinning, Matthew put his phone down. Kuma made a whining noise, and Matthew sighed. Right. Now it was time to try to clean this mess up. He could complain about that, but he took one more look at Kumajiro's expression and decided that he couldn't be but so upset when it was just so amusing. "You should really know better by now," he told Kuma as he went to go get some water and soap to clean up the animal and get the things he'd gotten stuck to himself off of him. "It's not even the first time you've done this- and don't try to point at Gilbird as an excuse, you're a bear, he can't make you do anything."
Kuma just glared.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 17:25:16 GMT -5
“Dear Awesome blog.
I think Gilbird might have become dog food. He usually sits on my head or on my shoulder, so quietly that I sometimes forget he’s there at all, but this morning when I checked he wasn’t there. At first I thought nothing of it, because Gilbird is a free bird who can do whatever he wants because he's awesome and awesome people - and birds - have that right, but after a few hours I started to become worried. I had to put my awesomely duties aside to look for him! So far I have been unable to locate him and since I’m brilliant at finding things, he must be dead. I bet he was gobbled up by Ludwig’s brutish dogs. It’s the only possible explanation, unless…
Unless...
WANG YAO!
That slant-eyed little shit! He… he must have birdnapped my Gilbird for one of his exotic dishes! My poor baby... I need to get him back! No pet of mine is going to become Joint Pact food. WAIT FOR ME, MY DARLING BIRD! I’M COMING TO SAVE YOU! And after I save you, I will have me a panda burger.
- Gil McAwesome”Gilbert published the blog entry and rose from his desk, hands shaking with anger and concern for his pet. Rescuing him would be tricky – they were in the middle of a war and the borders were heavily guarded – but Gilbert didn’t care. No one messed with his family! He was digging through his desk drawer in search for his gun when his phone pinged with an incoming message. “This better not be Yao with his demands. I'm not negotiating with his yellow ass,” he huffed, reaching for the device. The message was not from Yao, but it did concern Gilbird. "Oh, thank god," Gilbert breathed, voice filled with relief as he read Matthew's message. No wonder Gilbird hadn't returned to him – he had been stuck to Kuma's fur all along! Gilbert's fingers flew across the keyboard as he typed a reply: >Matt! >GOOD TIMING! >I was just about to pay Yao an unfriendly visit. I thought he had kidnapped my baby. >I'm on my way! >P.S. tell Gilbird he's in trouble. Since Gilbert wouldn't need his gun in nice little Canada, he put it back in his desk drawer and went about packing a small bag. Maybe Gilbird's reason for flying off to Canada was because he needed a change of scenery. With everything that was going on, Gilbert too felt like he needed a break away from Europe for a while. Matthew was a shy man, but his country had a lot to offer. A few days in The Great White North would do him and Gilbert good. He took out his phone again and quickly composed another message: > By the way, I plan to stay for a few days. >I hope you have beer!Message sent, he grabbed his bag and headed for the airport. 14 hours later, he arrived at Matthew's home. "Matt!" he hollered through the door, knuckles rapping hard against the wood, "Where's my bird?"
Gilbert's attitude towards Yao is due to East Germany being xenophobic, and while he isn't as xenophobic as he used to be back when he was DDR, it's still noticeable at times.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2016 0:29:10 GMT -5
It didn't take too long for Gilbert to reply to his text, so as Matthew pulled out some nice scrubbing soap- "Yes Kuma I know you don't like this stuff, but once again, you got yourself into this mess, eh. Honestly, you might be older than I am and you still manage to do this to yourself."- he picked up his phone to see how Gilbert had responded. Hopefully, he found the picture of Gilbird stuck in Kuma's fur as funny as Matthew did- with any luck, Matthew could keep that as blackmail over his guardian bear for a long, long time.
Gil's message made Matthew grin slightly, though it didn't entirely make sense to him. Yao? It wasn't as though Matthew had a great fondness for the man at the moment, but he wasn't entirely certain what kidnapping Gilbert's yellow bird would do in Yao's favor. At least he hadn't already charged ahead with that ridiculous conclusion- he could have gotten hurt. Unlike Matthew, Gil was very, very bad at being unnoticeable, seeming to lack a quiet bone in his body. Matthew didn't mind. Even if he was loud and ridiculous, Matthew also had proof that he was a caring man, and that was what mostly mattered.
He was also amused that Gilbert had just taken this as an excuse to invite himself over. Matthew supposed he ought to make sure he actually had the beer Gilbert wanted. Alternately, just stick with what he had- Matthew didn't drink alone and didn't have plans to have guests over, so he didn't have much in the house, but it would save money to just keep what he already had. Besides, drinking in the house was significantly less fun than hitting the bars, so if Gilbert declared Matthew's beer unsatisfying, they could do that instead and possibly have a great deal more fun with it.
A few days with Gilbert would do Matthew well, he thought. Gil could be loud and exhausting, but he was also fun, another Nation to hang out with, and would show up without any expectations of the war hanging over their heads. Maybe he could rope Gilbert into some hockey. Last time that had happened, it had been fun- well, for Matthew, at least. Alternately, they could just relax, though Gil wasn't much of one for relaxing by the traditional definition. Whatever they wound up doing, as long as nothing urgent came up, Matthew figured he could make a gap for in his schedule.
For now, though, he had to clean up Kuma and Gilbird. He sighed, grabbing the water and dish soap (a surprisingly good fur and feathers cleaner, Mathew had found). Gilbird chirped. Kuma slumped over, resigned to being cleaned up.
Ten hours later, Gilbird was tweeting around the guest room Gil normally liked to stay in, pecking at some food Matthew had grabbed at the store for him. His feathers were still somewhat poofy from his bath, and Matthew thought it looked adorable. Kuma had given up on causing mischief with the bird for now, and was instead lying in the sun in the kitchen, looking up at the cabinet. He could, in fact, climb up there if he wanted to, and probably get whatever it was that he was looking for with only a decently sized mess. Matthew had just already mentioned something about taking away syrup privileges for a while.
Matthew himself was trying to figure out when, exactly, Gilbert was going to show up- the texts had suggested that the man was about to immediately get on a plane, completely on a whim with little planning, which was exactly like him. The speed at which he'd arrive probably depended on exactly how many people decided to stop and talk to him or demand to know where he was going or something. If Gilbert had mostly gotten his way, though, he ought to show up just about...
Matthew heard a loud bang on the door. He grinned to himself, walking to the front door and opening it as Gilbert shouted something about Gilbird, grinning at the red-eyed man. It had been a while, honestly. "Gilbird's in your room," Matthew said. "I got him some birdseed. I'd forgotten how picky he was about some of that stuff." He paused. "It's good to see you. So, how long exactly is 'a few days'?"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2016 21:09:47 GMT -5
'Your room' sweet Matthew had said, like the room was reserved for him and only him. Gilbert beamed, ruffling Matthew’s hair as he walked past him into the house.
It was true that his bird was a picky eater, but Gilbert saw it as a positive thing. Gilbird was the best bird in the world, so naturally, he deserved to eat the best food! If Gilbird ate everything people put in front of him, he might ingest bland British food and lose the will to live. Gilbert didn't understand how Arthur could live on such unsavory food. “Gilbird is used to awesome German food,” he explained with a grin, “So I brought some sausages with me.” Not just for Gilbird but also for himself. As much as he enjoyed Matthew’s food, he couldn’t go too long without having some wurst.
“It’s nice to see you too, Matty,” Gilbert said, clapping him on the back. Matthew was much nicer than his loud, arrogant brother who thought he was better than everyone. Gilbert didn’t understand why other nations never paid any attention to Matthew. Except for when it came to hockey, of course. Matthew was quiet and unnoticeable, but that was never the case during a hockey game, his skills on the rink almost unmatched. Hopefully, Matthew wouldn't ask to play him. Gilbert wouldn't back down from the challenge – after all, he was awesome at every sport, but beating Matthew would take too much effort and he was here to relax, not to do sports. Unless Matthew was in the mood for soccer...
However, Matthew's next words made Gilbert doubt that the quiet Canadian wanted him here at all. Pale eyebrows knitted together in suspicion, Gilbert fixing Matthew with a glare. "Want me gone already, Matty?" It wouldn't be the first time someone wanted to get rid of him after five minutes. The albino would be lying if he said it wasn't a bit hurtful. "I plan to stay for as many days as I want," he huffed, crossing his arms over his chest defensively, "Got a problem with that?" Matthew should know that it would only make him want to stay even longer.
"I'm going to get Gilbird," he declared after a moment, grabbing his suitcase and pulling it down the hallway towards 'his' room. No one knew how to be a terrible house guest better than him. Matthew better treat him with respect or he would find out just how terrible he could be.
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